when none of ur internet friends are online
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
please tell me that they are both in a relationship
As fuck is a perfect for a description for anything
Machine washable cumcatcher
The future is now
Brings a whole new meaning to pitching a tent
"And what do we say to death?"
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR?